December 2011
friends and family: you are so beautiful, any boy would be lucky to date you
people on tumblr: omg asdfghjkl you are so perfect how are you even single
guys in real life: lol i'd rather date a can of soup
I like your Ed Hardy shirt
– Nobody (via kanyewestsjaw)
11 year old: has sex and gets drunk every weekend
me: goes to movies with my mom
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
stephen glickman is following me on twitter.
lol ok what is life
tictocrabbit:
mytaintedheart:
minniethebee:
k-balllin:
melodiemagdalene:
im-andy:
lol
I’m dying of laughter!
It’s funnny when its playing in slow motion.
omg the dog
im honestly laughing my head off rightnow lol!!!!!
That woke me up xD Oh, laughter. Good medicine.
REBLOG ME.
yes master