18 9 / 2014

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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18 9 / 2014

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

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18 9 / 2014

18 9 / 2014

sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

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17 9 / 2014

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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17 9 / 2014

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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17 9 / 2014

risaellen:

vinesause:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

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no one man should have all that power

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17 9 / 2014

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17 9 / 2014

danielle-grace:

I struggle greatly with the fact that they are the same actor.

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17 9 / 2014

#STEVEN MOFFAT

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17 9 / 2014

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

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